Friday, February 10, 2012

Let's Laugh


Here below are the original descriptions/comments by a fashion expert on red carpet dresses worn by famous singers. They are worth a good laugh:

She ended up looking like an undone mummy.
The infamous green Versace "jungle dress".
Neon parachute and bedazzled jean jacket.
Canary-colored catastrophe, with her head featuring a Bride of Frankenstein-like hairdo.
Discolored wig, tattered screen door panels, approximately 14 crumpled trash bags.
We can't forgive her for attempting to wear her grandma's curtains on the red carpet.
Were they dressed like wizards? jesters? Renaissance festival goers?
If this is the fashion of the future, we are doomed.

I wonder: don't these people have at least one full-length mirror in their mansions?

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